A Little Words from Me

Stories and jokes posted on this blog has nothing whatsoever to do with the living or the dead. The stories and jokes are just for entertainment and not meant to hurt anyone's feelings. Thank you for your understanding and your time to read all the funny stories and pictures at this blog. Hope when you read all the stories and jokes, it can enlighten your stressful day! So laugh all you can to make your day!

Sunday, January 9, 2011

Medical Alert - Contagious Virus

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.

This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER)

Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011!!

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