How to keep a woman happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.  A man only needs to be: 

1. A good friend
2. A constant companion
3. A creative lover
4. A good father
5. A pest exterminator
6. A good listener
7.Generous

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
8. Give her compliments regularly
9. Love shopping
10. Be honest
11. Be very rich
12. Not stress her out
13. Not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
14. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
15. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
16. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
17. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1.  Leave him alone.