A Little Words from Me

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Sunday, October 31, 2010

As an Employee.......

* the biggest motivation is salary

* the unluckiest thing is promotion without salary adjustment

* the most "shiok" thing is you don't work anyhow also get pay increment

* the greatest talent is "carry big stuff"

* the greatest mistake is to argue with your boss (it depend)

* the most demoralizing thing is to receive salary late

* the most pitiful thing is you did not get your salary and your boss ran away (get salary 1st then ran away)

* the happiest thing is you become your boss' boss .. wahahahaha!!!

* the cleverest thing is you are late but boss doesn't know (boss also late maa..)

* the stupidest thing is you publicly say that you are lazy (jalan-jalan…)

* the most common thing is - the boss says something but means another (boss don’t know situation)

* the proudest thing is you sack your boss (always…)

* the most "rugi" thing is you work hard but your colleague takes the credit

* the most dangerous thing is to become a "two-headed" snake (*n*i*) guess what?

* the biggest satisfaction - sending e-mail like this during office hours!! hehehehehe....

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