As an Employee.......

* the biggest motivation is salary

* the unluckiest thing is promotion without salary adjustment

* the most "shiok" thing is you don't work anyhow also get pay increment

* the greatest talent is "carry big stuff"

* the greatest mistake is to argue with your boss (it depend)

* the most demoralizing thing is to receive salary late

* the most pitiful thing is you did not get your salary and your boss ran away (get salary 1st then ran away)

* the happiest thing is you become your boss' boss .. wahahahaha!!!

* the cleverest thing is you are late but boss doesn't know (boss also late maa..)

* the stupidest thing is you publicly say that you are lazy (jalan-jalan…)

* the most common thing is - the boss says something but means another (boss don’t know situation)

* the proudest thing is you sack your boss (always…)

* the most "rugi" thing is you work hard but your colleague takes the credit

* the most dangerous thing is to become a "two-headed" snake (*n*i*) guess what?

* the biggest satisfaction - sending e-mail like this during office hours!! hehehehehe....

Perceptions.....superb!!

Women Friends chatting in office.

Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?

Woman 2: It was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?

Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house and afterwards talked for an hour. It was like a fairytale!

At the same time, their husbands are talking at work.

Husband 1: How was your evening?

Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?

Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner because they cut the electricity because I hadn't paid the bill; so I had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab. We had to walk home which took an hour; and when we got home remember there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house! After all, I was so aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another hour!