Enjoy the Laugh...

You have two choices in life.

You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
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At a cocktail party, one woman said to another -
'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?'

'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.'
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A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds.

'Husband Wanted'.

Next day she received a hundred letters.

They all said the same thing.

'You can have mine.'
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When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
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A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished .
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A little boy asked his father, 'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?'

Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying.'
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A young son asked, 'Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?'

Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.'
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Then there was a woman who said,

'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then it was too late.'
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
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If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.
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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
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First guy says, 'My wife's an angel!'

Second guy remarks, 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
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'A Woman's Prayer.

Dear Lord, I pray for :-

Wisdom - to understand a man, to love and to forgive him.

Patience - for his moods.

Because Lord, if I pray for strength then I'll just beat him to death'
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Husband says: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?

Wife says: I clean the toilet.

Husband says: How does that help?

Wife says: I use your toothbrush