A Little Words from Me

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Wednesday, December 1, 2010

It All Began With An iPhone....

It all began with an iPhone...

March was when my son celebrated his 15th birthday, and I got him an iPhone.


He just loved it.  Who wouldn't?

I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me very happy when she bought me an iPad.



 
My daughter's birthday was in August so I got her an iPod Touch.





September came by so for her birthday I got my wife an iRon.



It was around then that the fight started......

What the wife failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated into the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean

This inevitably activates the iNag reminder service.

A Little Humour....

This one had me burst out laughing....Jabu walked into class every morning with a black eye.

After a while his teacher got worried and asked him about it. Jabu's answer was: "Our house is very small miss. Me, my mother and my father, we sleep in the same bed. Every night my father asks, 'Jabu are you sleeping?' Then I say 'No' and then he slaps my face and gives me a black eye."

So the teacher says to him, "Tonight when your father asks again, keep dead quiet and don't answer". The following morning Jabu comes to school and his eye is fine, so the teacher breathes a sigh of relief.

But the day after that Jabu comes back with a severe black eye again. "My goodness Jabu, why the black eye again?" He tells her: "Mam, Dad asked me again, 'Jabu are you sleeping?... And I shut up and kept dead still.

Then my father and my mother started moving{you know} at the same time Mom was breathing erratically, kicking her legs up frantically and squealing like a demented hyena on the bed"... Then my father asks my mother: 'Are you coming?' Then my mom says, 'Yes I'm coming, are you coming too?' and my dad answered 'Yes'. They don't usually go anywhere without me so I said 'Wait for me!'.....=))

Why Italians Pass Their Handguns Down....

An old Italian man is dying.  He calls his grandson to his bedside.

"Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"

"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos. Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man... Whatta fuck are you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Time's Up'?"