The Irish Diet

PAY ATTENTION N LISTEN TO A DOCTOR'S WORDS OF WISDOM.......


An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.

When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs!

'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?

The Irishman nodded...'I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day

'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.

'No, from the f**kin' skippin'

6 PRINCIPLES OF LIFE

• No point using limited life to chase unlimited money.

• No point earning so much money you cannot live to spend it.

• Money is not yours until you spend it.

• When you are young, you use your health to chase your wealth; when you are old, you use your wealth to buy back your health. Difference is that, it may be too late.

• How happy a man is - “Is not how much he has but how little he needs”

• No point working so hard to provide for the people you have no time to spend with.

Remember this -- We come to this world with nothing, we leave this world with nothing!


Sue Divine
"Forgiveness is the final form of love"